- friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
- me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
when you rediscover music you used to listen to years ago and it’s still good.
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.