Sufana. 16.

Aug 20

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hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

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colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

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thagal:

queergiftedblack:

Rp from @anotherredsummer


where is the lie

thagal:

queergiftedblack:

Rp from @anotherredsummer

where is the lie

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thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

kubikajirii:

koverius:

siouxerz:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

BAM

wow a couple wads of $1 bills

That’s a lot of money you got there.

that’s a $100 bill


ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

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v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

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10knotes:

man-of-prose:

The Fallen Princesses, Dina Goldstein

and in that moment, we were all Pocohantas

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

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cataloge:

luxmint:

nudit:

great-concavity:

Amelia in Budapest

her armsss

qtest


her facccee

cataloge:

luxmint:

nudit:

great-concavity:

Amelia in Budapest

her armsss

qtest

her facccee

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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

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