Apr 18

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

(via narcissisticselfiequeen)


hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via barebooty)


fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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(via damn-funny)


its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

(via theuntalentedsinger)


neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

(via theuntalentedsinger)


applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via barebooty)


adilia-the-kouhai:

I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

(via barebooty)


kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

(via theuntalentedsinger)


westbor0baptistchurch:

rodneykong:

i want my dick in a museum after i die

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(via awkwardrabbit)


sniffing:

hit my goal thank you guys!!! (:

sniffing:

hit my goal thank you guys!!! (:

(via awkwardrabbit)


thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via theclevercarrot)


snailvibes:

officialwhitegirls:

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second rule of boating school no eating in my classroom

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would anyone care for a bon bon?

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uhh i’ll eat one

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pick your favourite 

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how’s it taste 

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it’s a delightful taste sensation

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NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM

public school

(via theclevercarrot)


ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

(via pizza)


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